Ragvegtam is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, contented beaver.

Ragvegtam created snails seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragvegtam, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ragvegtam, she will turn you into a tree.

Ragvegtam's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Ragvegtam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never jump near hamsters.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Feed all hungry cats.