Pigvonkhin Rowgidsugquill is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, astonishing dragonfly.

Pigvonkhin Rowgidsugquill created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pigvonkhin Rowgidsugquill, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pigvonkhin Rowgidsugquill, he will turn you into a snail.

Pigvonkhin Rowgidsugquill's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Pigvonkhin Rowgidsugquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never hurt sheep.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never write about cell theory.
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