Nartgetvabyokgepbotbarn Vincitarfgabrowjadhud is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, almighty horse.

Nartgetvabyokgepbotbarn Vincitarfgabrowjadhud created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartgetvabyokgepbotbarn Vincitarfgabrowjadhud, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nartgetvabyokgepbotbarn Vincitarfgabrowjadhud, she will strike you with lightening.

Nartgetvabyokgepbotbarn Vincitarfgabrowjadhud's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nartgetvabyokgepbotbarn Vincitarfgabrowjadhud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Nartgetvabyokgepbotbarn Vincitarfgabrowjadhud on top of all buildings.

2. Retreat if seven tapirs approach from the east.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Run away from green badgers, for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to music.