Kapsugsab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, overgenerous mink.

Kapsugsab created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapsugsab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kapsugsab, he will turn you into a goat.

Kapsugsab's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Kapsugsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to birds while wearing jumpers.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Kapsugsab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never sit in the presence of shrews.

4. Do not eat wheat.

5. Do not take Kapsugsab's name in vain.