Pakjapzogcim Hakyikgabmut is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, strong squid.

Pakjapzogcim Hakyikgabmut created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakjapzogcim Hakyikgabmut, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pakjapzogcim Hakyikgabmut, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pakjapzogcim Hakyikgabmut's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Pakjapzogcim Hakyikgabmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat wheat.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Never chant near turtles.

5. Never eat tomatoes.