Damflowapp is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, happy dragon.

Damflowapp created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damflowapp, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Damflowapp, she will strike you with lightening.

Damflowapp's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Damflowapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. You must pray to Damflowapp nine times a day.

3. Never mention hamsters.

4. Never talk about geese.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.
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