Figgangamdod is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring cobra.

Figgangamdod created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figgangamdod, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Figgangamdod, she will destroy your favourite star.

Figgangamdod's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Figgangamdod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Figgangamdod in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not listen to music.