Hotdud is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, blissful bee.

Hotdud created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotdud, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hotdud, it will make you grow a tail.

Hotdud's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Hotdud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Hotdud on top of all buildings.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Run away from green grasshopers, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Always take life seriously.