Lamquillfed is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil hyena.

Lamquillfed created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamquillfed, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lamquillfed, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lamquillfed's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Lamquillfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Always help tortoises.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.