Davhapmob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, calm beaver.

Davhapmob created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davhapmob, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Davhapmob, it will ignore you.

Davhapmob's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Davhapmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Davhapmob on top of all buildings.

3. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.