Bodingsternat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy cat.

Bodingsternat created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodingsternat, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bodingsternat, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Bodingsternat's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bodingsternat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never look in ponds.