Bopminvil is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful tapir.

Bopminvil created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bopminvil, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bopminvil, she will turn you into a rat.

Bopminvil's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bopminvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Bopminvil in the centre of the settlement.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.