Ceprawquam is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered ferret.

Ceprawquam created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Ceprawquam, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Ceprawquam, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Ceprawquam's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Ceprawquam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Ceprawquam in the centre of the settlement.

2. Mice are not to be trusted.

3. Run away from fawn geese, for they are unholy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.