Sadartstig is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, resourceful chicken.

Sadartstig created Europe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadartstig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sadartstig, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sadartstig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Sadartstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange boots.

2. Do not travel during autumn.

3. Never bounce in the presence of elders.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.