Geddissflow is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, narcissistic cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Geddissflow created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Geddissflow, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Geddissflow, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Geddissflow's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Geddissflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. You must pray to Geddissflow nine times a day.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink alcohol.