Betpopflis is a god.

She takes the form of a small, dishonourable bat.

Betpopflis created a top quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Betpopflis, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Betpopflis, she will not care.

Betpopflis' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Betpopflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick hamsters.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always wash your hands before prayer.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.