Sterbellabmidlidzakrullquat is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, bad-tempered wolf.

Sterbellabmidlidzakrullquat created the world seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterbellabmidlidzakrullquat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sterbellabmidlidzakrullquat, he will manifest in front of you.

Sterbellabmidlidzakrullquat's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sterbellabmidlidzakrullquat's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never gather seven doves near wells.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Respect your elders.