Gupdibhogbumhasveen is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty gerbil.

Gupdibhogbumhasveen created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupdibhogbumhasveen, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gupdibhogbumhasveen, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gupdibhogbumhasveen's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gupdibhogbumhasveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dolphins.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gupdibhogbumhasveen.

3. Never think ill of sick dogs.

4. Do not kill pigs.

5. Always help sick otters.