Futtiknuttfig is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, intelligent wyvern.

Futtiknuttfig created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Futtiknuttfig, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Futtiknuttfig, she will curse you with boils.

Futtiknuttfig's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Futtiknuttfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. Futtiknuttfig loves rats, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.