Fatlunbon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, proud jackal.

Fatlunbon created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatlunbon, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fatlunbon, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Fatlunbon's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fatlunbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always obey Fatlunbon's priests.

4. Hide if seven horses approach from the south.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.