Tamxengem is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective wombat.

Tamxengem created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamxengem, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tamxengem, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tamxengem's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tamxengem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near geese while wearing cyan stockings and balancing seven iron spheres on your back.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not keep three great tits in a large pit.

4. You must love Tamxengem.

5. Do not listen to music.