Hasjapbassvon Mangebpit is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, merciless hare.

Hasjapbassvon Mangebpit created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasjapbassvon Mangebpit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hasjapbassvon Mangebpit, she will curse you with boils.

Hasjapbassvon Mangebpit's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Hasjapbassvon Mangebpit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray swans, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Hasjapbassvon Mangebpit loves mites, so they must be respected.