Cabdubcun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, kind swallow.

Cabdubcun created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabdubcun, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cabdubcun, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Cabdubcun's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cabdubcun's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry manatees.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.