Rakbisshig is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, pitiless frog.

Rakbisshig created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakbisshig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rakbisshig, he will curse you with boils.

Rakbisshig's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Rakbisshig's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Do not hurt porpoises.

3. Run away from purple hamsters, for they are unholy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about gravity.