Tafbinraw is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, prudent alligator.

Tafbinraw created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Tafbinraw, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tafbinraw, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tafbinraw's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tafbinraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits in need.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. You must never eat gooseberries.