Xinteenrotnig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent squirrel.

Xinteenrotnig created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinteenrotnig, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xinteenrotnig, it will turn you into a mouse.

Xinteenrotnig's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Xinteenrotnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Do not hurt doves.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.

4. Do not kill pigs.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near foxes while wearing indigo skirts.