Fob is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, self-confident crow.

Fob created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fob, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fob, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fob's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Fob's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fob.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

3. Fob loves doves, so they must be honoured.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always stare at clouds.