Yokgigquill is a god.

She takes the form of a small, ill-tempered tortoise.

Yokgigquill created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokgigquill, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yokgigquill, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yokgigquill's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Yokgigquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at towers at midday.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Erect four platinum sculptures of Yokgigquill on top of important buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

5. Always help sick ducks.