Hotbidxem is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, strong goose.

Hotbidxem created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hotbidxem, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hotbidxem, it will turn you into a frog.

Hotbidxem's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Hotbidxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Do not take Hotbidxem's name in vain.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.