Gidjabgatgub is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, intelligent jackal.

Gidjabgatgub created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidjabgatgub, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gidjabgatgub, he will manifest in front of you.

Gidjabgatgub's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Gidjabgatgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gidjabgatgub's priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.