Looptail is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fussy faun.

Looptail created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Looptail, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Looptail, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Looptail's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Looptail's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near mice.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.