Sincibfetzanpagbusbitkom is a god.

It takes the form of a small, benevolent dragon.

Sincibfetzanpagbusbitkom created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sincibfetzanpagbusbitkom, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sincibfetzanpagbusbitkom, it will have a low opinion of you.

Sincibfetzanpagbusbitkom's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Sincibfetzanpagbusbitkom's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.