Zagcitlig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tiresome hyena.

Zagcitlig created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zagcitlig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zagcitlig, he will have a low opinion of you.

Zagcitlig's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Zagcitlig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zagcitlig.

2. Do not keep nine nematodes in a large pit.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Do not make images of living things.