Ragbaggad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, irritating crow.

Ragbaggad created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragbaggad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ragbaggad, it will jump up and down on your head.

Ragbaggad's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Ragbaggad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Do not prepare carrots while wearing hats.

4. Never gather five mice near wells.

5. Always store wheat above ground.