Kimkinstiglunloop is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, clever wasp.

Kimkinstiglunloop created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimkinstiglunloop, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kimkinstiglunloop, he will destroy your home solar system.

Kimkinstiglunloop's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Kimkinstiglunloop's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not run in public.