Sidyoggeb is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow hippopotamus.

Sidyoggeb created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidyoggeb, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sidyoggeb, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sidyoggeb's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Sidyoggeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never mention pigs.

3. Always help sick tortoises.

4. Worship no other gods but Sidyoggeb.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.