Laplapmig is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, capable troll.

Laplapmig created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Laplapmig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Laplapmig, he will not care.

Laplapmig's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Laplapmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

2. Laplapmig loves mites, so they must be honoured.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never fashion tools from wood.

5. Never approach crossroads carrying clay.