Rilyartzig is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, emotional dragonfly.

Rilyartzig created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilyartzig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rilyartzig, she will not invite you to parties.

Rilyartzig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Rilyartzig's Holy Commandments

1. Rilyartzig loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Put Rilyartzig first in all things.

5. Never tolerate cries in holy places.