Appcedlun is a god.

He takes the form of a large, benevolent jellyfish.

Appcedlun created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appcedlun, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Appcedlun, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Appcedlun's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Appcedlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Feed all hungry turtles.