Legcaphig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy armadillo.

Legcaphig created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legcaphig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Legcaphig, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Legcaphig's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Legcaphig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Put Legcaphig first in all things.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Legcaphig.

5. Fast once a month.