Afbamsugcipzodrullgudzan is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, smart crane.

Afbamsugcipzodrullgudzan created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Afbamsugcipzodrullgudzan, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Afbamsugcipzodrullgudzan, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Afbamsugcipzodrullgudzan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Afbamsugcipzodrullgudzan's Holy Commandments

1. Afbamsugcipzodrullgudzan loves turtles, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never talk about fire.