Komsag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, grumpy centipede.

Komsag created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Komsag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Komsag, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Komsag's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Komsag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight monkeys approach from the south.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Always help snakes in need.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never wear shoes.