Veenflywee is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, confident bear.

Veenflywee created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenflywee, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Veenflywee, it will not care at all.

Veenflywee's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Veenflywee's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about thermodynamics.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Veenflywee.