Yambotren is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful ant.

Yambotren created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yambotren, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yambotren, he will destroy your favourite star.

Yambotren's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Yambotren's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never proclaim while facing north.

5. Always share cherries with strangers, but never with moths.