Nillcetquart is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, caring spider.

Nillcetquart created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nillcetquart, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nillcetquart, it will not care.

Nillcetquart's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nillcetquart's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. Fast once a month.