Xencantad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, stupid narwhal.

Xencantad created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Xencantad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xencantad, he will curse you with boils.

Xencantad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Xencantad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Never talk about dogs.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Never talk about asteroids.