Stanflabpog is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty fish.

Stanflabpog created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stanflabpog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stanflabpog, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Stanflabpog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Stanflabpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Stanflabpog's name in vain.

2. Never allow capybaras to witness sacred rites.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Put Stanflabpog first in all things.

5. Always cleanse oil with water.