Vogjamzod is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, thoughtless fly.

Vogjamzod created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vogjamzod, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vogjamzod, it will laugh at you.

Vogjamzod's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Vogjamzod's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help sick voles.

3. Worship no other gods but Vogjamzod.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Do not trade with those who eat apples.