Gonsabbesttonkcusskomcabfig is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, caring dolphin.

Gonsabbesttonkcusskomcabfig created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gonsabbesttonkcusskomcabfig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gonsabbesttonkcusskomcabfig, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Gonsabbesttonkcusskomcabfig's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Gonsabbesttonkcusskomcabfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

3. Never sing in the presence of otters.

4. Never think about stars.

5. You must love Gonsabbesttonkcusskomcabfig.