Titlidraw is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, compassionate guinea pig.

Titlidraw created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titlidraw, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Titlidraw, it will turn you into a frog.

Titlidraw's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Titlidraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Never feed lots of bananas to shrews while wearing white shirts.

5. Pray towards the west.