Sandmutsis is a god.

It takes the form of a large, wise cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Sandmutsis created dark matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandmutsis, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sandmutsis, it will turn you into a worm.

Sandmutsis' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Sandmutsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not keep four snakes in a large pit.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Always help snails in need.