Gepquartdap is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, egotistical grasshopper.

Gepquartdap created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepquartdap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gepquartdap, she will make you grow a tail.

Gepquartdap's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Gepquartdap's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always help gulls.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Never look in ponds.