Panglopmob Dotxinflag is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, idiotic whale.

Panglopmob Dotxinflag created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panglopmob Dotxinflag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Panglopmob Dotxinflag, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Panglopmob Dotxinflag's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Panglopmob Dotxinflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat voles with great respect.

2. Never sing near sheep.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Put Panglopmob Dotxinflag first in all things.

5. Never think ill of sick bats.