Tiknillmad Cibrapkancam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud chicken.

Tiknillmad Cibrapkancam created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiknillmad Cibrapkancam, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tiknillmad Cibrapkancam, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tiknillmad Cibrapkancam's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Tiknillmad Cibrapkancam's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat onions.

2. Always help frogs in need.

3. Do not hurt great tits.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never eat grapes.