Ratsomgab is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, sapient jackal.

Ratsomgab created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratsomgab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ratsomgab, she will turn you into a mole.

Ratsomgab's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Ratsomgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never mention whales.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

5. Feed all hungry sheep.