Tigmipvon is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, able coyote.

Tigmipvon created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigmipvon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tigmipvon, it will boil you in a big pot.

Tigmipvon's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tigmipvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Never hurt snails.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tigmipvon.

5. Never talk about dogs.