Dunflagpod is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, all-powerful aardvark.

Dunflagpod created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunflagpod, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dunflagpod, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dunflagpod's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Dunflagpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near dolphins while wearing magenta shoes and balancing five titanium spheres on your hands.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not speak about apples.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.