Gilhabbum is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, compassionate elephant.

Gilhabbum created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilhabbum, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gilhabbum, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gilhabbum's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gilhabbum's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not consume peas at dawn.

4. Do not hurt sheep.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.