Nuttbestbusbif is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing camel.

Nuttbestbusbif created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbestbusbif, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nuttbestbusbif, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nuttbestbusbif's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Nuttbestbusbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near mites.

2. Worship no other gods but Nuttbestbusbif.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Never think about gravity near sheep while wearing red boots and balancing five gold spheres on your head.

5. Do not bounce at forests.