Ganhonbap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, conceited goat.

Ganhonbap created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganhonbap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ganhonbap, he will not care.

Ganhonbap's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Ganhonbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.